what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Teacher Jokes
Do you know which End she was talking about?
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declar...
"Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?", Mrs Mary asked.
"I know! I know!", Little Johnny said with vigo...
Billy and Joe were called into the teacher's room after class.
The teacher said that one of them had cheated o...
Pink Spaghetti (Extremely Long Joke)
A friend told me this joke a couple of weeks ag...
My physics teacher told me I had potential.
Then he threw me off the roof.
A joke my m...
A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal.
A teacher says to his class
A teacher tells his class :"If one of you think...
The teacher is scolding Little Johnny.
"Johnny, a
good half of the girls from our sch...
There's this greek archipelago called the "Sporades".
People there work sometimes.
By my Economics/P...
Teacher asked us today, "What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"
You can't hear a protein.
(Wait for it)
A 'Cold War' joke I tought up today...
It's early September, 1984. Children around the...
One day, there was a school where a class had just started...
The teacher said to the class, "OK kids! it's t...
joke - Daily dose of laughter.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?
Cause he kept going in circles...
What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?
"I can't, I'm not a conductor."
Pffffffhehewhe...
A yoga teacher was murdered...
...they're saying it was premeditated.
X = Y
The teacher asked the student, "If x=y, what is...
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one...
A music teacher is facing the judge in court
After a few minutes, the judge recognises the m...
What starts with an F and ends with a K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
The best joke I've ever heard from a teacher
The final paper is due for a large class at Har...
My maths teacher drew a triangle on a piece of paper.
It had an acute, an obtuse, and a right angle. ...
Breakfast
A teacher asks Johnny, "What did you have for b...
A student visits his teacher man early in the morning
And sits on in a chair. The teacher man looks u...