Little Johnny

It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny.

"Chloe, could you spell solidify?"

"Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."

"Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"

"OK. Um, in order to turn water into ice, you must solidify it by leaving it in the freezer."

"Very good Chloe. Now Jimmy, would you like to spell integrity for me?"

"Integrity. Let's see, I...N...T...E...G...R...I...T........E, integrity."

"I'm sorry Jimmy, that's incorrect, but good try."

"And now, Little Johnny, I'd like you to spell asinine."

"Uhhh, asinine, A...S...I...uh...N...I...N......E, asinine."

"Correct! Can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny paused for a moment and replied, "You're a very pretty lady, miss. Your face is beautiful, your lips are red and inviting, your eyes could light up a thousand rooms, but I give that asinine!"