A teacher asks her class that if there are 3 birds sitting on a fence and a hunter comes by and shoots 1 of them, how many are left? Little Johnny raises his hand and says, none, because the other 2 birds would have flown away. The teacher thinks for a moment and says well I was looking for 2 birds but I like the way you think. Then little Johnny says, well, I have a question for you teacher. Three women are eating ice cream cones, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and one is sucking the ice cream - which one of the women is married? The teacher thinks for a moment and says well I guess the one that is sucking the ice cream. Little Johnny smiles and says no, the one with the wedding ring on but I like the way you think!
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