Teacher doesn't realize who is really the stupid one in the room!
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Teacher Jokes
English teacher
You gays english bad i good i teacher english. ...
Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do...
Student: Should I get in trouble for something ...
Little johnny's intelligent answer
Finding one of her students making faces at oth...
Hyper intelligent student
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...
Super Intelligent Student
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...
John was constantly reprimanded by the teacher for being a smart aleck in class. One day, after John's teacher had too much of his antics, she decided to send him home.
Teacher: John. where do you live?
John: With m...
Johnny in school
At school, the children had all been photograph...
A young boy asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom...
Teacher: If you can tell me your ABCs, then you...
Poor Johnny
Johnny walked into class with a black eye.
Tea...
Kids
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students ...
A teacher was wrapping up class
The teacher started talking about tomorrow's fi...
A mexican boy in english class...
A mexican boy in english class passed a note to...
Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day
12 hours/day.
Thank you, don't forget to tip y...
I met my statistics teacher at the store today...
What are the odds!
My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited.
I asked him whether he was for reals.
Classic Teacher Student joke
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a ...
Contagious
"Right class," said the teacher. "Who can make...
Realism
"Children," said the teacher, instructing the c...
A creative writing teacher is having a conference with one of his students about his last piece and the grade he gave the student.
The student asked "Why did you give me an F?" ...
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kid...
Little Johnny is at Sunday school
and his teacher asks him "If I went to Church e...
Music theory joke
So I was in my second year theory class and the...
Too much of anything can kill you
When I was 10, our teacher made a bold claim......
A funnier shorter vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the woman teacher?
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