Teacher: If you can tell me your ABCs, then you may.
Boy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z.
Teacher: Very good, but where is the P?
Boy: Running down my legs
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