A Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday scho...
Teacher Jokes
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good,
I told her I know. My mom always told me I was ...
A teacher decides to teach his students a lesson.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Sitting Indian Style
When I was in third grade the teacher told us t...
So a man is set up on a blind date with a Sunday school teacher...
He was worried about possibly going out with a ...
What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See you next period!
Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?
He only had one pupil.
Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
break it up
A teacher at a primary school sees three childr...
An elderly woman was driving through thick fog...
... and could barely see more than one car in f...
who found America? :D
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the m...
Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teac...
A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains ...
Little Johnny was in School
When the teacher asked the class "What is the c...
Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
A proctologist quits his job...
A proctologist named Bill decides he is tired o...
[NSFW] so my physics teacher was explaining centripetal force using a coat hanger
he was trying to balance a penny on the tip of ...
A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver....
...The immigrant replies: "Hey liver alone, che...
tupid may stand up
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done??
Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I ...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game.
Within minutes, the first one was handed in. I...
When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name
Which really hurt since I was home-schooled