Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Little Johnny, sitting in class...

...and the teacher asks him, "If you have 3 bir...

Teacher VS Student

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

Math teacher joke

Why do math teachers never get constipated?


B...

I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is

she said " To inspire and then expire"

ELEPHANT

It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...

Little Billy in Math class

Little Billy was in math class and the teacher ...

What is the unit of power?

That's a statement not a question. My science t...

So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics

and the students are working with recessive and...

We are all human beans

A teacher asked her students to use the word "b...

Billy at school

The teacher asks Billy, the first grader, quest...

Classroom Joke

For class every student must research a natural...

I think my chemistry teacher is anti-semetic

He asked me to find the pH of the final solution.

Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten s...

Dumb and Nobody in class...

Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering m...

Spanish Lesson

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class t...

Had my first day of jazz class today..

And geeze it made me get the blues.

Anyway,

[...

Smart Students :D :P

Question asked by a Student.!

If a single Teac...

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".

Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning wit...

Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class

Context: talking about permafrost. They way veg...

A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher is beginning her first cla...

If you were on a bus full of queers,

Would you stay on or get off?
My physics teache...

The firefighters dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a stati...