Poor Johnny

Johnny walked into class with a black eye.

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, "johnny are you sleeping?" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer.

The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again?

Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, you know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, "are you coming?"

Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, are you coming too?"
Dad answered, "yes."

They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!!