A teacher was wrapping up class

The teacher started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition, or an immediate family member's death.

One male student asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" causing the class to burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher told the student, "That's not a valid excuse. You can use your other hand to write."

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