Little Johnny is at Sunday school

and his teacher asks him "If I went to Church every week, and tried to live my life following the ten commandments, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" answers little Johnny

"If I sold my house, my car, and all of my other possessions, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

Little Johnny replies "No!"

"Ok, well if I spent my whole life being charitable, loving my family, and being kind to everyone I met, would I get into heaven then?"

"No!"

The teacher was somewhat surprised by little Johnny's intelect
"So how do I get into heaven?"

"You have to be dead."