John was constantly reprimanded by the teacher for being a smart aleck in class. One day, after John's teacher had too much of his antics, she decided to send him home.

Teacher: John. where do you live?

John: With my parents, of course.

Teacher: Where do your parents live?

John: With me.

Teacher: Where do you all live then?

John: Together.

Teacher: Where is your house then?

John: Next to my neighbour's house.

Teacher: Alright. Enough talk. Where do your neighbours live?

John: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

Teacher: Well, tell me then.

John: Next to my house!