The Top 13 Signs Satan is Your Gym Teacher
13> Tells everyone to "hit the inferno" aft...
Teacher Jokes
No More Baby Talk!
On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teache...
Yo Teacher
Yo Math teacher so ugly, when she wrote 2+2=4,...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...
Jack
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...
Found in the Dogbert's New Ruling Class Newsletter
by Scott Adams
I work in tech support. An e...
A grade school teacher
A grade school teacher was asking students wha...
No Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I
didn'...
An Idiotic List
IDIOTS AT WORK
I was signing the receipt for ...
Music lessons
Music student: Did you really learn to play th...
Whats a period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...
Contagious
In school the lesson was about the word "conta...
College Senior vs Freshman
College Seniors vs. Freshman
Freshman: Is nev...
Childish Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known pro...
A Child's View of Retirement
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her y...
H to O!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for wate...
Nail in experiment
DURING my freshman biology class at North High...
Frist-Graders
A first grade teacher collected well known pro...
Trousers
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket ...
Stapled
A school teacher injured his back and had to w...
Either
�It�s no good, sir,� said the hopeless pupil t...
Titanic
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a...
50 actual newspaper headings
(collected by actual journalists)
1. Someth...
Smart little boy
The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next...
Why did a white girl
why did the white girl do a mexican.....the te...