Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Blueberry Hill


There was a teacher getting ready for class an...

Hearing problem


One day the teacher asked the class tell me is...

School Answering Mac


This was voted unanimously by the office staff...

Traffic Jam


In court because I drove through a red light, ...

If you're stupid


The teacher asked that if anyone thinks they a...

What's the difference...


Q: What is the difference between a teacher an...

We will have the other half this afternoon!


Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day o...

The Function of a Dog on Fire Truck


A nursery school teacher was driving a station...

Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Bitter End


Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, gi...

Some shorties...one rude :)


Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any chil...

The Herald Sun's 25 Best Newspaper Headlines of 20


1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts ...

Do Not Interrupt


Teacher: Julie, please give me a sentence star...

Time is the best teacher;


Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kil...

Tough Teacher


A school teacher injured his back and had to w...

Presidential Jokes


Q: How can you tell that President Clinton is ...

And you think kids dont pick things up....


It was my daughter Leahs orientation day at ki...

Internet Junkie Warning Signs


You know it's time to turn your computer off a...

What I've Learned


WHAT I'VE LEARNED...... I've learned that I...

Basketball Fan


An elementary teacher started at a new school ...

A Train and a Teacher?


What's the difference between a Train and Teac...

"P"


A boy went up to a teacher and asked to go to ...

Tech Support "Classics!"


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

Hebrew Lesson


During his Hebrew lesson, little Alan asks his...

Essay Writing Guide


1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a w...