On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teacher told her class: "Now that you are grown up, I don't want to hear anymore baby talk. I'd like each of you to tell us what you did during the summer vacation. We'll start with Billy."
Billy: I went on a long trip with my family in the putt-putt.
Teacher: No, Billy, it's not a putt-putt. It's a car. No more baby talk. Sally, you're next.
Sally: We went on a trip on a choo-choo to see Grandma.
Teacher: Sally, it's not a choo-choo. It's a train. Please no more baby words. Mikey, what did you do?
Mikey: I didn't go anywhere. I stayed home and read my favorite book.
Teacher: And what's the name of the book.
Mikey looked embarrassed and shook his head.
Teacher: Come on, Mikey. You're a big boy now. Tell us the name of the book and don't use any baby talk.
Mikey looked up, blushed, and said: O.K. ..... Winne-the-Shit!
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