Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Buckwheat & Darla


Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the ...

Wife's?


"In some countries," said the geography teache...

Words of wisdom from Homer Simpson


"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's...

Indifferent


One day, during English class, Miss Figpot ask...

Cheater


Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's ...

payback


In the traffic court of a large Midwestern cit...

Real Signs Found In Various Places


Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...

Once a maths teacher in the assembly told...


Once a maths teacher in the assembly told the ...

School Kids


A teacher asks her class 'What is an tragedy?'...

Student Bloopers


This is a compilation of actual student bloope...

Well Behaved Students


The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room...

fun in class


The teacher asked a student:
Robot,do you kno...

Three Buddies


Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to h...

Little Red Riding Hood


There once was a young person named Little Red...

Funny Conversations


BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...

Choker


a boy was eating his school lunch and he swall...

Dunnadunnalunnalunna batman!!!


Ok. This kid has to learn the first two letter...

Beautiful Grammar Lesson


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, th...

Kids on proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

Abcs


a kid raises his hand to go to the bathroom th...

Kids Today!


7 year old Johnnie to teacher."Please miss

Clever Pupil


Mother: "Why are you home from school so early...

Little Johnny Crack-up.


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Up in Heaven


A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and ...