�It�s no good, sir,� said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, �I try to
learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.�
�Goes in both ears and out the other?� asked the puzzled teacher, �but you
only have two ears, son.�
�You see, sir,� I�m no good at math, either!�
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