Last Night..
I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me ...
Spider Jokes
What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?
A Peter Parker
Hole in the head
So a guy is eating breakfast and he sees a spid...
Judging by the number of hats on the hanger...
...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am mar...
This morning there was large spider in my bath.
I should really stop stealing equipment from th...
A Ferdinand Feghoot "shaggy dog" story
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
One day, a man takes his only child to a comic shop (warning: text wall approaching)
The only child has one neighbor who lives acros...
The Moth Joke (credit to Norm MacDonald)
This is my absolute favorite joke of all time. ...
My friend got a spider in his eye...
Now he has a website.
What animal is two animals at the same time?
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)
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I found a spider in my protein powder today
I politely asked him to get out of my whey.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs
Three loonies
There were three loonies in an asylum. Their do...
Spidy nonsense
Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gw...
How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?
Cook him some Uncle Ben's
What does Bob the spider do for a living?
He's a web developer.
Life Before The Computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An app...
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...
What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?
Uncle Bens!
They say that when you find a spider in Australia...
you hear boss battle music.
How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?
He web-slang
101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the...
I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray
He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing.