Spider Jokes

Spider Jokes

Words to improve your vocabulary


Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance perfo...

A Father Watched His Daughter...

A father watched his daughter playing in the ga...

Duck

What's the difference between a duck and a spid...

30 Ways to Annoy Your Friends

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Say...

Life Before Computers

An application was for employment
A program wa...

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In...

New Words

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance perfor...

Virtual Poetry

Remember when ram meant just a male sheep
And ...

Brains

Your dad has something wrong with his brain. Af...

What Do You Get...

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur, a tige...

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of kill it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a...

Three buddies watching Sunday night football.

An ant, a spider, and a centipede are watching ...

Man is like spider..

.. bound to have sticky hand when on web!

How does a feminist kill a spider?

Not, she is not man enough to do it.

The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider

is that you're probably australian

A bug is flying to a wedding and gets caught by a spider

The spider says "With this string I thee web."

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to...

A joke from a kid's magazine

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied ...

My friend got bit by a spider on his eyelid last week.

Just wanted to share that on this website.