Waiter Jokes.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Gee...look's like it's doin' the backstroke.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, we don't charge for extra ingredients.

Customer: Waiter, there's a DEMON in my soup.
Waiter: Well sir, you said you wanted your soup HOT AS HELL.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Look sir, how much soup can a fly drink?

Customer: Waiter there's a large footprint in the middle of my omelet.
Waiter: Well sir, you did say,"I want a large omelet and step on it!"

Customer: Waiter, you must have a very CLEAN KITCHEN.
Waiter: Why???
Customer: Everything tastes like soap.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Wait a minute while I get my pet frog.

Customer: Waiter there's a frog in my soup.
Waiter: That's because were out of flies.

Customer: Waiter, this food tastes absolutely horrible. Where's the manager?
Waiter: He's having his dinner at another restaurant.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Not to worry sir, that spider on your bread will soon get him.

Customer: Waiter, this coffee is disgusting - it tastes like earth.
Waiter: Well sir, it was only ground yesterday.

Customer: Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy.
Waiter: How about a crocodile sandwich?

Customer: Waiter, is there soup on the menu?
Waiter: No, I just wiped it off.

Customer: Waiter, this egg is bad.
Waiter: Don't blame me, I only laid the table.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Sir, what so you expect for 50 cents, a beetle?

Customer: Waiter there's a slug in my salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir. I didn't realize you were vegetarian.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my custard.
Waiter: Wait a moment, sir, I'll fetch him a spoon.

Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Of course it is sir, just a moment ago you said it was a maggot.

Customer: Waiter there's a maggot in my soup.
Waiter: Wait for it to turn into a fly, and it'll fly off by itself.

Customer: what's this frog leg doing in my soup?
Waiter: It must be because of our new french chef - he doesn't speak a word of english.

Customer: There's a slug in my salad.
Waiter: Sir, I already told you, NO PETS ALLOWED!

Customer: Whats this Mexican doing in my chilli?
Waiter: What did you expect - a China-man?

Customer: Is this fish fresh?
Waiter: I don't know. Why don't you ask it?

Customer: Waiter this lamb chop is pretty tough.
Waiter: that's because it's a year old, and we ran out of tenderizer.