There were three loonies in an asylum. Their doctor said that they can go after looking after an animal each, they need to find out more about the animal.
The first person gets a dog, the second gets a cat and the third gets two spiders in a matchbox.
A week passes.
The first person comes back and tells the doctor about the dog, the loony says "it's great company, likes to eat meat and barks a lot." He was then released.
The second person comes back with the cat and says "it likes to be on it's own, and sometimes it bites me." He was then released.
The third person comes back with the spiders. He carefully places a spider on the table and says to the doctor, "watch this pal".
He tells the spider to walk, and it walks! He tells the spider to stop, and it does! He then shouts at the spider to turn around, and it does!
The doctor said "that's amazing!"
He then plucks every leg off the spider and places it down on the table again. He shouts for it to move, nothing. He shouts for it to turn, nothing. He then leans over to the doctor and says "when you take the legs off a spider it becomes deaf".
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