I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray...
Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call ...
Spider Jokes
What's the difference between spider man and superman?
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Why did spider-man cross the road?
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
Newspaper and IPAD
I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. "Do...
Spider Webs
There was once a young biologist who was resear...
A man is like a spider....
when he is on the web, he is bound to get his h...
Passionate kiss is like spider web
leads to undoing of fly.
The one about the watch
Tim a six year old sees his fellow six year old...
What has two legs and looks like a spider?
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional...
Two guys chatting in a bar......
They talk about their families, work, sports, a...
Why did the male spider spin a web?
So he could catch all the fly ladies.
So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the...
I asked my gf to get the paper for me...
...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". T...
Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?
He's super clingy.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.
Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, th...
I asked my husband for the newspaper. "Don't be silly," he said. "Use my iPad."
That spider never knew what hit it.
Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VE...
Topical Jokes!
The White House was briefly evacuated Saturday ...
Scientists and spiders.
There was a scientist working away in obscurity...
What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?
A Peter Parka
True or False 1.
True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...
True or False 1.
True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Da...
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's...