What do you call a Spider-Man that's into politics?
An arachno-liberal.
Spider Jokes
Spider on your bed?
This new vitamin packed kale , gives you the en...
Little Billy forgot to do his science homework on insects...
And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said...
There are three famous superheroes:
There is the one that flies, Super-man; There i...
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to...
Remembering the legend..
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
A spider crawled into my mom's laptop vent today.
She asked if it was going to break her computer...
Spiders
Saw a huge spider the other day. my grandma alw...
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his website!
What's the name of the jewish spider?
Spidermann
True Chuck Norris Encounters
A priest, a rabbi, and a potato farmer walk int...
Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei.....
At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they d...
I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.
That really bugs me.
What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?
Uncle Ben's...
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.
The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is...
You're probably Australian
My girlfriend was really excited about squishing a spider..
I told her she was turning into a cold blooded ...
Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?
A spider!
Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid?
Because with grape powder comes great responsib...
Batman prank calls Spider-Man...
Batman asks, "Is uncle Ben home?"
Spider-Man s...
What do you call a learned spider?
A webdesigner
What do you call a graduated spider?
A Web Designer
What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?
You're probably Australian.
EDIT: I mean venom...