Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate...
Spider Jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.
A little girl was playing in the garden when sh...
Q.
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engi...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider Wha...
What did the spider say to the bee ?
What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey...
Why did the spider buy a car ?
Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take...
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He g...
What did the spider say to the fly ?
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're gett...
How do you spot a modern spider ?
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't ha...
What do you call a big irish spider ?
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy lon...
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
What do you get if you cross a spider and an el...
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
What did the wife spider say to her husband whe...
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?...
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a s...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry s...
Waiter, waiter!
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my sou...
Waiter, waiter!
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Se...
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my gla...
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !...