Spider Jokes

Spider Jokes

Remember when.....


Remember when........


A computer was somethi...

More Confucius


Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have tr...

The Birds and the ... SPLAT!


A little girl was playing in the garden when s...

Cannibal spider


Did you hear about the cannibal spider that at...

Before Computers


An application was for employment
A program w...

Bedtime Poems For BIG Kids


JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a litt...

The Top 12 Signs It's Been a VERY Cold Winter


12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo.
...

Chinese sayings


"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who...

Arachnoleptic fit


Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance perfo...

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

15 Ways to be Annoyi


1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, se...

Druggy


little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smokin a...

Computer Poem


A computer was something on TV from a science ...

Spider Mate


A little girl was playing in the garden when s...

Spider Room


One man would recieve one million dollars out ...

Knock Knock 167


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
S...

Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like ...


Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider,...

Realistic Nursery Rhymes


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail...

There was life before the computer


An application was for employmentA program was...

A Dictionary for Women


Aaaack (aak) interj. An utterance upon running...

30 Ways to Annoy Someone.


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In t...

Understanding women


I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll...

My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the...


My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the g...

15 Ways to Be Annoying


1. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, se...

DaddyLongLegs Misbeh


Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...