Snake Jokes
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Hissstory
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if ...
A blind rabbit and a blind snake
A blind rabbit and a blind snake are roaming ar...
What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?
A corn snake
Harry Potter Pickup line.
Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake w...
A squad of American soldiers is stationed in Iraq.
When an explosive device is found by the road, ...
Eco-friendly Home-invaders
[Here are a bunch of jokes I came up with in th...
A snake walked into a bar...
...and everybody freaked out!
How does Big Boss store his photos?
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb
sorry :\
Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?
A Black Adder
What do you call a snake that has been knighted?
Sir Pent...
Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff...
Boom Boom Tsss
Nate the Snake
A truck driver is heading west across the Arizo...
The tale of Big Bad John
This fellow was out looking for work. He sees a...
One Snake and One Dolphin are talking
The Snake says to the Dolphin "hey you cant be ...
A joke that fell flat in my local subreddit. Is it really that awful?
I think pets shouldn't have to just sit in cage...
Once, there was a snake named Nathan.
Once, there was a snake named Nathan.
All of ...
What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?
You may now "hiss" the bride.
Cross breading.
What comes out when you mix a male snake, and a...
Did you hear about the epileptic snake?
It had a hissy fit.
A little old lady went to the grocery store...
A little old lady went to the grocery store to ...
What animal brings the most boys to the yard?
The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...