This fellow was out looking for work. He sees a sign in a bar window that says "bartender needed-no experience necessary" so he goes in and takes the sign to the bar and begins to ask "Is the position still open...?"
"You're hired." The bartender says and throws his apron at the man and heads for the door.
"What's going on here?" He asks.
"You'll find out when Big Bad John gets here."
So, he starts serving beer and cleaning glasses. Then a fellow comes through the door and yells "Big Bad John is on his way." People leave by the front door, back door window, fire escape, every which way.
30 seconds later the bar is empty.
The fellow looks out the window and sees a 7 foot tall 400lb man riding a lion and beating it with a live rattlesnake. Big guy rides the lion right into the bar, throws the snake on the bar and says "Gimmie a drink."
Bartender slides a shot across the bar and the big guy swallows it glass and all. "Gimmie another one" He snarls. So the bartender does.
"Can I get you anything else, sir?" He asks.
"Are you kidding, I gotta get out of here before Big Bad John shows up."
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