Sonny snake is asking his father snake:
*Dad, are we venomous?!*
"No son, we're not ve...
Snake Jokes
Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?
Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous a...
What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?
You owe Eve an O.
They call me Metal Gear
Because my snake is solid
Is it possible to turn a goose into snake?
Sure, you just have to marry her
Solid Snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it?
Time for you to get a watch.
Our guru told us this joke when my mom told him I got scared by a stray cat at night while taking out the garbage.
There was this one cowardly guy who was scared ...
Babys In Mothers Woom
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of...
Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites?
Said every dog ever.
Is this funny?
A man walked into a zoo and was asked by a stra...
Two kids in the forest
Two kids are walking in the forest, and happen ...
What do you call a snake that studies past events?
A HISSSSStorian.
I went to the pharmacy this morning and asked for 50 condoms.
The girl winked at me and said, "Oh, someone h...
Baby snake (OC)
What do you call a snake that always hangs arou...
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?
He had a reptile dysfunction
Meta Knight
Meta Knight finds Solid Snake filling Peach's C...
What does a German snake sound like?
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Two Snakes
Two Snakes are eating peacefully until Snake 1 ...
The leader viper
There once lived a village of snakes ran by a p...
Animal smugglers
A man wants to smuggle a snake and a skunk thro...
A Ferdinand Feghoot "shaggy dog" story
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
What do you call a snake's mother?
A boa constructor.
The Snake Handler
The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfi...
A man and his wife were riding to town on a horse driven carriage....(old one i heard from my grandpa)
they come upon a snake in the road. The horse r...