Snake Jokes

Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

What should you do if you find a snake in your ...

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?

What do you call a python with a great bedside ...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each ...

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake abou...

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

What did the snake say when he was offered a pi...

Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed?

Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your gr...

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was kill...

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

What kind of letters did the snake get from his...

There where two snakes talking.

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one sai...

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. Doc, I need...

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?

Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An ad...

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hot...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego...

What's a snake's favourite food ?

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing machi...

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

What did the snake say when offered a piece of ...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ...

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous...

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a se...