Snake Jokes

Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?

What do you call a snake that is trying to beco...

What's a snakes favourite dance ?

What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle...

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotd...

What did one snake say to another ?

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

What's the difference between a headmaster and ...

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen...

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?

What do you call a python with a great bedside ...

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hi...

What do you call a snake that informs the police ?

What do you call a snake that informs the polic...

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

What did the mother snake say to her crying bab...

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a ...

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

What did the snake say when another asked him t...

What do you give a sick snake ?

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?

What do you call a snake who works for the gove...

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

What kind of letters did the snake get from his...

What's long, green and goes hith ?

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with...

So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely ?

So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely ? C...

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

What do you get if crossed a new born snake wit...

Did you hear about the stupid snake?

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost hi...

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a ...

Musical Snake

What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.