I think pets shouldn't have to just sit in cages and eat the same thing every day, so I took Mister Slithers to the hot dog store. I asked the lady, do you have hot dogs? She said "Yes of course! Would you like me to make you one?"
I said "I don't eat hot dogs myself, but I'd like to get one for my snake here, so can you get me one please?" to which she replied "Of course! I'd be happy to! The only problem is, the guy who drives the bread truck had a terrible accident when his truck went off a curve and his truck burst into flames; they took him to the hospital where he now lies in critical condition. Our hearts go out to him and his family, and he also couldn't complete our order, so is it ok if I just put the hot dog in a dish with mustard or whatever you'd like on it?"
I was already halfway to the door when I looked over my shoulder said "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon."
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