Eco-friendly Home-invaders

[Here are a bunch of jokes I came up with in this mini-series]

"*hears water running* They're awake! *yells* DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER YOU'RE WASTING?"


"*looking through jewelry-box* Blood diamonds? These people are monsters!"


"I am staring at a closet full of dead animals, and I am appalled."


"Snake! Turn off the lights when you leave a room!"


"You know, I think this yard has potential for a great compose heap."

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