Snake Jokes

Snake Jokes

Snake in the garden.

Little Johnny's dirty and needs a bath but hate...

A Scot and an Englishman

A Scot and an Englishman were forced to move to...

Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist?

Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn...

An undertaker and a snake

If an undertaker and a snake got married, what ...

Are limericks still in?

There once was a genie
with a 10 foot wienie
s...

Three babies are in their mother's womb.

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of...

Three babies are in their mother's womb.

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of...

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on ...

Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: B...

What kind of snake is good at building things?

What kind of snake is good at building things? ...

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?...

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

What do you call a snake that rides around on t...

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a c...

Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government?

Q: What do you call a monster snake that works ...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each othe...

What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?

What do you call a snake that makes a lot of no...

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous s...

The Black Snake It was the first camping experience for Jed.

The Black Snake It was the first camping experi...

Q: What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?

Q: What do you call a snake that makes a lot of...

Q: What kind of snake is good at building things?

Q: What kind of snake is good at building thing...

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? Because...