A blind rabbit and a blind snake are roaming around in the woods. The rabbit trips over the snake and the rabbit says "Watch out where you're going! I'm blind"
"Wow, what a coincidence" says the snake. "I'm blind too! What are you?"
"I don't know, I've always been blind why don't you feel me?" says the rabbit
So the snake crawls across the rabbit and says "Oh, long ears, bushy tail, you must be a rabbit! Now you feel me"
So the rabbit starts feeling the snake. "Oh, you're a slippery, slimy, disgusting creature. You must be a politician!"
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