Snake Jokes

Snake Jokes

Two friends were walking in the Amazon...

Two friends were walking in the Amazon and by t...

Snake joke

Wanna hear a joke about snakes?

My friends tel...

Donald Trump was interviewed for his list of favorite things.

Q: What's your favorite Disney movie?

A: Snow ...

A snake walks into a bar

"How did you do that?"

A Brief History of Medicine

**Patient:** "I have an ear ache."

**Doctor:**...

Son: Sir is this snake poisonous

Father: No son, this snake isn't poisonous at a...

So a drunk man walks into Petsmart...

Worker: Can I help you sir?

Man: Yes, I wanted...

Nate the snake

There’s this civil engineer who has a dream of ...

Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?

Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous a...

Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?

Me: Not unless it's named Ted Cruz

Remembering the legend..

Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

So yet another snake walks into a bar...

He asks the bartender,


"Gimme a shot of Jack!...

A Snake goes into a bar

A Snake goes into a bar. The Bartender says "Lo...

Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar?

Well not heard, but I have reddit.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

Snake walks into a bar.

And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''

Reaction to Snakes

• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming....