Two friends were walking in the Amazon and by their surprise, a snake flew out of the bushes and bit one of the men on his dick.
He shouted and grabbed the snake and threw it. His friend was concerned that it could be poisonous, so he volunteered to run to the nearby village to find a medicine man.
He found one and asked what he could do to help his friend who had been bitten by a snake. The medicine man replied "by sucking out the venom of course!"
The man went back to his friend and said "looks like you're going to die"
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