Father: No son, this snake isn't poisonous at all.
*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other children watching, horrified*
Father: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time kids
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