**Patient:** "I have an ear ache."
**Doctor:**
2000 B.C. - "Eat this root."
1000 A.D. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1750 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1920 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1960 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2010 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial, eat this root."
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