What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake?
*Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funni...
Snake Jokes
If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...
Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the...
What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?
A Boa Constructor
Green garden grass snake
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of pot...
My name is Jafar.
I come from afar.
Some place in Quatar.
I wor...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa-dum-tssss.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
Ba - Dumm - Tss
Rabbit and Snake - Joke
One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were...
Two snakes
Snake one asks
"Hey man, are we venomous?"
Sn...
What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
What is the difference between an apple and an ...
Why was the programer killed by a snake?
He underestimated the speed of the python.
I gave my pet snake a hug, and he hugged me back!
He's a [reciprocated python.](https://en.wikipe...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff...
Ba-Dum-Tsss
What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?
Getting caught red handed!
I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing...
And now my pet snake has a huge tumor
How do you measure a snake?
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff...
BA-DUMM-TSS!
How do you subdue a large snake?
You use a boa restrictor
Two snakes are slithering on a desert floor
one snake asks the other snake, "Hey, are we po...
What do you call a snake who works in the government?
A civil serpent.
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
What type of candy bar does Snake eat?
Snake-kers (Snickers)