Worker: Can I help you sir?
Man: Yes, I wanted to know why your store is called Petsmart. I took an IQ test with my dog, my fish, and my snake and none of them scored over 8. Obviously, pets can't be that smart.
Worker: The name of the store is a play on words. If you think of it Pet Smart, it's because your making smart choices for your pets. If you thi-
Man: I don't care anymore.
Worker: ...
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