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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In...
Snake Jokes
Amazing Facts 6
#1
In ancient times strangers shook hands to s...
Good Deed Indeed
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the ...
Make Sure To...
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use ...
Old Bubba
Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfi...
Snake Under the Weather?
What is it called when your pet snake doesn't f...
What did you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic
My pet snake just lays around and won't move
I think he's suffering from a reptile dysfunction
A 3.14 meter long snake !
What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake ?
- ...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Baa dum tssssss
What do you call a knitting snake?
A nanaconda.
Snack
As a Scotsman's walking in the jungle, he meets...
A snake slithers into a bar...
The bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serv...
What do you call a snake that works in the government?
A civil serpent
*knock knock*
*knock knock*
"who's there?"
"SNAKE!"
"Snake...
Nate the Snake joke Warning, unhealthily long
Tim was an adventurous man, and he had quite a ...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
BA-DUMM-TSS
A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge
Baa Dumb Tiss!
Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake
After several day of agonising pain, the snake ...
i've just bought an english snake.
Sir Pent
What happens to snake-skin boots when they get wet?
They turn into water moccasins.
Whats that?
2 year old Johnny showered with his dad one nig...
Two hunters were in the woods...
when one of them was bitten by a venomous snake...