Did you hear the one about the banker slug who couldn't find a home?
Turns out he was too big to snail.
Snail Jokes
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
A Snailor
The snail and the turtle
What did the snail say when he climbed upon the...
A snail was tired of having to slither around everywhere he went....
So he slithered into a car dealership and asked...
I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking off its shell
But that just made it more sluggish
A rich snail goes into a car shop...
He picks out a super fast car and says, "I want...
A snail gets robbed by two turtles.
The police interview the snail, asking for desc...
I had a racing snail...
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its sh...
Halloween Costume Party
This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but...
I used to own a racing snail...
It never won though. To improve its performance...
Snail walks into a bar.
And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''...
I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up.
If anything it made it more sluggish.
CIA Agent arrested in Russia
A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged w...
Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?
Because of sanitation reasons.
Jacque the Snail
Jacque is a snail. Snails are not known for the...
What did the slug say to the snail?
Would you like a copy of the big issue?
So a snail buys a car...
...a Miata actually! You know, small car for sm...
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
If anything, it just made him more sluggish.
So a snail walks walks into a car dealership...
The salesman greets him and asks what he's look...
What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?
Weeeeeeeeeeee
What did the snail say that was riding on a turtle's back?
WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
A snail slithers into a Ferrari dealership...
He drops a suitcase full of cash on the salesma...