A snail walks into a car dealership...
And he asks the salesman about car customizatio...
Snail Jokes
A man is sitting in his house watching tv
when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the...
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
How do you make a racing snail faster?
I tried taking his shell off but it only made h...
In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision.
In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a sna...
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A sna...
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A sna...
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The ...
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry ...
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A sna...
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a sna...
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a s...
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the...
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
This little snail bought a little car and took ...
Q.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a rid...
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an ...
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They ...
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in ...
Snail Fail
You would think that taking off a snail's shell...