So he slithered into a car dealership and asked for their finest car. The dealer asked how he could possibly pay for it but he insisted money is no issue. The car dealership offered their finest car but insisted they'd have to order it in. The snail agreed and requested when it came in they paint a large "S" on the side. The dealer questioned why he'd do that to such a nice car. The snail replied so when he's driving down the highway people will say look at that S car go.
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