Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient fund...
Snail Jokes
New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies......
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto...
New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies
1. I will try to figure out why I *really* nee...
Q. Why do women have legs?...
Q. Why do women have legs?
A. So they won...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Ni...
A little Snail
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens i...
Wife and Mistress
"I'll go and ask if we can go through," said Ma...
S Stands For Snail
There was once a snail who was sick and tired o...
The Internet
This is how you know if you are addicted to the...
Snail at the Door
A man was watching television when there was a ...
Yo Momma So Lazy
Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income famil...
It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off When...
- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and...
What Do Women With No Legs Leave Behind?
What do women with no legs leave behind when th...
Weird Facts II
A shark is the only animal that can blink both ...
Why women need legs?
To avoid leaving tracks like a snail while walk...
Why do women have legs?
Have you ever seen the mess a snail leaves behind!
What did the snail say when it rode a turtle?
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
What kind of ships can't go in salt water?
Snail-boats
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor
(My nephew is watching Spongebob ple...
A snail buys a new car.
He takes it to a body shop to get it detailed. ...
A snail goes up to the valet and hands him his ticket
"What kind of car is it, sir?" the valet asks.
...
What did the snail say riding on the turtles back
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
A snail walks in to a Cadillac dealer
A snail walks into a Cadillac dealer and says t...
Two guys are running in the woods. One of them spots two grenades between some trees.
"Oh my! Grenades! What are we supposed to do no...