This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he's just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, "Dude, this is a Halloween party! You're supposed to be wearing a costume?"
The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I'm a snail!"
"You're a snail?"
"Yeah, I'm a snail," says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, "This is Michelle."
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