So a snail buys a car...

...a Miata actually! You know, small car for small creature (makes sense right?).

So the snail takes his car to a body shop and asks the attendant if he would paint the letter ’S’ on the door panels of the Miata. The attendant is fairly perplexed at the situation.. you know, there's a snail here, with a car, asking for body work no less..

He looks at the snail and says, “sure thing man.. but can I ask why?” and the snail says, “sure thing! when I’m driving really fast down the street I want people to look at me in my car and say ‘hey, look at that S car go!’”