He drops a suitcase full of cash on the salesman desk and says "I want your most powerful Ferrari, bright red, and then paint the letter S all over it. The next day the snail comes to pick up his new custom Ferrari, and the salesman says "I have to ask, why all the S's on your new car?"
The snail replies "because when I'm cruising with hot chicks, I want people to say 'look at that S car go!'"
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