A man throws a snail.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock ...
Snail Jokes
Thanksgiving with the snail family
I had the snail family from next door over for ...
The Snail Salesman
The traveling snail salesman delivered snails t...
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
I wanted to make my racing snail faster..
So I took off its shell. If anything it became ...
[Help] Clean "long jokes" for family campfire
I have no idea what these types of jokes are ca...
Halloween Joke
This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but...
Why was the sea snail sad?
Because it was abalonely
What do you call a snail in the sea?
A snailor.
Mark and his friend Michelle
go to a costume party. When they show up Michel...
Jean-Claude and Michelle
Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in...
I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.
But it just made it more sluggish.
A man hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and there is no one there so ...
Es cargo
A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him...
What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A Snail goes to a car dealership and.....
A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys ...
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail in front of ...
Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess a snail makes?
What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I'll see myself out.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a Muslim slug?
A snail...
Why do women have legs for?
To not leave a snail trail behind them.
What did the snail on the turtles back say?
WEEEEEEEEEE!
I took the shell off of my racing snail....
I thought it would make him go faster, but if a...