The salesman greets him and asks what he's looking for. After choosing a powerful muscle car, the snail makes one final request:
"I'd like you to paint an S on each of the doors, and the hood. In fact, put an S on the fenders, bumpers, anywhere you can."
The salesman agrees, but asks "We can do that, but I have to ask: why?"
"Because when I blow past someone on the highway,I want them to say 'look at that s car go!'"
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