A snail was mugged by two turtles.
A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the pol...
Snail Jokes
Two turtles collide in an intersection.
When the police come, they look around to see i...
A snail walks up to a mans house and knocks on the door...
A snail walks up to a mans house and knocks on ...
How do you kill a snail?
With an as-salt rifle!
Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...
Just made it a bit sluggish.
My dad used to tell me this one when I was little.
There once was a handsome, sentient snail. One ...
Racing snail.
My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so...
Some groomers for your friday the 13th
A snail goes to a dealership and finds an expen...
What do you call a snail riding in an electric car?
Model S Cargo
A snail gets mugged
A snail is heading home from work, very late on...
Annual Snail Racing Day
It was annual snail racing day and so, all the ...
I came across a turtle in the forest...
The turtle was making its way slowly down a for...
I took the shell off my racing snail...
... thinking it would make it go faster. If any...
A very rich snail slimed into a Cadillac dealership...
...and said,"I want your most expensive car."
T...
A snail walks into a bar...
A snail walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell...
It only made it more sluggish.
Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders...
...the doorman says, "Excuse me Mr. President, ...
Snail terror!
A snail awoke from a fine sleep to find himself...
Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a snail trail
What did one snail say to the other snail?
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
I removed the shell from my pet snail...
because I thought it would move around quicker....
Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow "S" on the side?
Now wherever he drives, people watch and say "L...
I bought myself a snail to race other snails..
I took its shell off to see if it would go any ...
The snail and the tortoise
What did the snail say while riding on the back...
Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail?
I don't know either, but it sure won't be good ...